Top 11 things which might happen to the Ampatuan Massacre
(this was taken from Hustisya’s post on noypi-ako.com)
I saw on TV that the government has already in its custody one of the Ampatuans. No applause as yet, please….
In the next few weeks, I can predict that any of the following strong possibilities will happen;
1.) Andal Ampatuan, jr. will escape — 85%
2.) Andal Ampatuan, jr. will die but his body will never be shown. Actually there will be body switching and Andal Ampuan, jr. will appear in Saudi Arabia as another person—-45%
3.) Andal Ampatuan, jr. will be traded to another kidnapping hostage —- 75%
4.) GMA will grant him “midnight” acquittal or pardon —-60%
5.) It will turn-out that Ampatuan is a spanish citizen and had to be extradited to a beach resort in that country — 87%
7.) There will be a quick cha-cha and the enactment of a constitutional provision that will grant a murderer of 50 people and above an automatic pardon —75%
8.) Comelec ruling that because of the outpouring of sympathy in favor of Mangudadatu, he should be charged of premature campaigning and for such ruling, Ampatuan jr should be freed — 78%
9.) Zaldy Ampuan jr. will develop a heart disease overnight and will be ordered detained in a hospital of his choice —67%
10.) 12 senators will sign a resolution exonerating Ampatuan jr. of the crime. ( By the way, the resolution will be signed by the same senators who signed the resolution freeing Villar of any culpability ) — 89%
11.) They will blame Noynoy of this heinous crime by claiming that all the victims of the Maguindanao Massacre were farmers of Hacienda Luisita —99%
